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@ -4,23 +4,23 @@ While hugging was the most common, there were also "tooth-brushing" threads, whe
So one day, an /a/non decided to try it out for himself. And soon, he became dubbed **The Oral Hygiene Bro**: *He who brushes his imouto's teeth*.
The anon's tripcode was [OHB !!5jOMMVk3LQU](http://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/%21%215jOMMVk3LQU/), and later, [OHB !!dQ+KUKcTx4n.](https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/!!dQ%2BKUKcTx4n/)
The anon's tripcode was [OHB !!5jOMMVk3LQU](https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/%21%215jOMMVk3LQU/), and later, [OHB !!dQ+KUKcTx4n.](https://desuarchive.org/a/search/tripcode/!!dQ%2BKUKcTx4n/)
> **Note:** The tripcodes above linked to Desuarchive contain additional Q&A discussions, which are now included below. We are including the original archived threads for context.
## Background
**[PSA: Maintain good Oral Hygiene. Brush your teeth for at least two minutes each day. Don't forget to floss.](http://hestia.dance)**
**[PSA: Maintain good Oral Hygiene. Brush your teeth for at least two minutes each day. Don't forget to floss.](https://hestia.dance)**
One of the most infamous and scandalous moments in SHAFT's Nisemonogatari series is the ["toothbrush scene".](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBvZ-GJqjc) It really proves the adage that *"metaphors can be dirtier than 'the act' itself."*
One of the most infamous and scandalous moments in SHAFT's Nisemonogatari series is the ["toothbrush scene".](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBvZ-GJqjc) It really proves the adage that *"metaphors can be dirtier than 'the act' itself."*
> Araragi, in a last ditch attempt to dissuade his little sister Karen from visiting his friend (the deviant Kanbaru); challenges her to *survive 15 minutes while he brushes her teeth.*
> Karen agrees to brave the seemingly easy challenge. But it only takes a few seconds for her to realize:
> That getting your chompers cleaned at the hands of another can be *an unbearably sensual experience.*
![](http://i.imgur.com/9nKZ2bi.gif)
![](https://i.imgur.com/9nKZ2bi.gif)
![](http://i.imgur.com/8hwgvrk.gif)
![](https://i.imgur.com/8hwgvrk.gif)
Unsurprisingly, this outlandish theory enticed /a/nons to [peer review it's credibility.](https://commandoanime.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/my-high-school-psychology-teacher-on-nisemonogataris-toothbrush-scene/)
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> **Protip**: Smuggle [Sensodyne Repair & Protect from Canada or Europe with Novamin(tm)](http://ceramics.org/ceramic-tech-today/biomaterials/gsk-drops-ball-with-puzzling-us-release-of-sensodyne-repair-protect-sans-45s5-glass). Upon contact with saliva, the glass releases calcium and phosphate ions that form a calcium phosphate layer. The body then converts this to hydroxyapatite, [which creates a physical barrier over the tubules](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iZeJ77yaTI) much like the original enamel.
> **Protip**: Smuggle [Sensodyne Repair & Protect from Canada or Europe with Novamin(tm)](https://ceramics.org/ceramic-tech-today/biomaterials/gsk-drops-ball-with-puzzling-us-release-of-sensodyne-repair-protect-sans-45s5-glass). Upon contact with saliva, the glass releases calcium and phosphate ions that form a calcium phosphate layer. The body then converts this to hydroxyapatite, [which creates a physical barrier over the tubules](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iZeJ77yaTI) much like the original enamel.
> Thus, you could brush with toothpaste that literally rebuilds your teeth.
## 2 Years Later (new tripcode)
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## Sources
* [Pastebin](http://pastebin.com/Gt47E4Nr)
* [Newer Pastebin](http://pastebin.com/90nWJGPt)
* [Pastebin](https://pastebin.com/Gt47E4Nr)
* [Newer Pastebin](https://pastebin.com/90nWJGPt)
* [4chan /a/26073663/](https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/26073663/)